San Francisco State student Nicky “The Webmaster” Violet has made a website.
“I can’t fu*king believe it,” Chairman James Willmonger told State of Events. “He did it all in like, 4 hours!”
The 23-year-old East-bay resident will be receiving the Nobel Peace prize this January for his contribution to the internet.
“This sounds completely made up,” Mrs. Violet said.
UPDATE 3/1 4:18pm
Nicky is now making $5,000 an hour as a professional web developer and has married a Victoria’s Secret model.